John Wayne Audios

Below is a collection of mp3 and wav files from John Wayne movies. Some I have collected

from around the web and some I have made myself. To listen to each one, click on the ear

next to the words. A new window will open and when it loads, listen and enjoy, If you want to

save some to your computer, left click the ear and select "save target as" and download it to

your computer. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do. Have fun!!!

The Alamo

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1) Davey Crocket - "Well, spread your wampum, Travis."

Travis - "My Title is Colonel"

Davey Crocket - "Me, I'm a Colonel too. Wouldn't it sound kinda silly, the two of us

Chattering Colonel, Colonel, Colonel like a couple'a Marshiel birds?

Speak right up and call me Crocket. Don't bother to use my title.

O'l drunken General Flatford gave it to me in the old Choctaw war.

I'll call you Travis."

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2) Travis - "Even though time is running out, I feel I must postpone this interview

until we can be assured of no further interruptions."

Davey Crocket- "Step down off your high horse, Mister. You don't get Lard lesten you

boil the hog."

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3) Davey Crocket - "That Jethro...reminds me of a story...

Travis - "Please, Crocket, no homespun wisdom. No cracker barrel philosophy.

None of the backwoods wit for which you are famous. Good night!"

Davey Crocket - "You better slack off on me, mister. This Code of Honor business doesn't

bother me one bit. When there's trouble, I come from any direction as

sudden and as surprising as I can. My only concern here is 23

Tennesseans. So you better let me know what's in your mind."

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4) Davey Crocket -"There's right and there's wrong. Ya gotta do one or the other. You do

the one and your living. You do the other and you may be walking around

but your as dead as a beaver hat."

BIG JAKE

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1) Jake - "Well, son, since you haven't learned to respect your elders. It's time

you learned to respect your better."

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2) Jake - "I think your right, friend. A man shouldn't butt into anything that

ain't his own affair."

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3) Cowboy - "Just who in the hell do you think you are?"

Jake - "Jacob McCandles"

Cowboy - "Oh.....I...uh.. I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles."

Jake - "Not hardly."

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4) Jake - "You can call me father, you can call me Jacob, you can call me Jake.

You can call me a dirty son of a bitch. But if you ever call me Daddy

again, I'll finish this fight."

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5) Martha - "I was asking your opinion, Jacob."

Jake - "No, you made up your mind. You made your decision alone. You live it alone.

Martha - "I was wrong. You haven't changed, have you Jacob McCandles"

Jake - "Not one bit!"

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6) Hotel man - "I thought you was dead, Sir."

Jake - "Dead? Next man says that to me I'm gonna shoot. So help me."

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7) Son - "Ain't this a little showy, Paw? I mean that big red box and all the guns out?"

Jake - "I hate secrets. Never knew one to be kept. They've all heard what's in

that red box...and they all want it. What we're doing by this austentious display

is tellin' them they can't have it. Hell, we may be saving some poor mistrient

soul's life by doing this. Maybe even our own."

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8) Jake - "I'll hunt ya down and kill ya."

ROOSTER COGBURN

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1) Rooster - "I won't allow it."

Eula - "Well, You do not have any say in the matter, Sir."

Rooster - "I have a lot to say, Sister. I am the Federal Marshall for this territory,

responsible for the citizens safety. Now you will pack and come along with me quietly,

or I will arrest you and take you anyway."

Eula - "To whom do you think you are talking, Marshall?"

Rooster - "You is to whom I think I am talking, Sister!"

Eula - "It's true you are bigger than I am, but physically, that is all."

Rooster -"I think in this situation, that is enough."

Eula - "You mean, you are willing to use brute force?"

Rooster -"That is exactly what I mean."

Eula - "Oh."

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2) Rooster -"Well Sister..the time has come for me to ride hard and fast."

THE SEARCHERS

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1) Ethan - "What ya want me to do? Draw you a picture? Spell it out?"

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2) Ethan - "That'll be the day."

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3) Captain - "You can call me Captain."

Ethan - "Captain. The Reverend Samuel Jackson Clayton. Mighty impressive.

Captain - "Well,...the prodigal brother. When d'you get back? I ain't seen you since the surrender.

Come to think of it, I didn't see you at the surrender."

Ethan - "I don't believe in surrenders. Nope, I still got my saber, Reverend. Didn't turn it into

no plow share neither."

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4) Ethan - "Figure a man's only good for one oath at a time. I took mine to the Confederate States

of America. So did you, Sam."

THE COWBOYS

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1) Anse - "Will, did ya ever think of hiring boys"

Will - "What boys?"

Anse - "School boys"

Will - "Oh, sure. And women. How 'bout my mom in Cedar City. She's only 92."

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2) Wife - "I'll think about you before I go to bed at night."

Will - "You do, and you won't sleep."

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3) Mr. Nightlinger -"Get up! Let the sun catch you sleeping?"

Will - "Mr. Nightlinger, what's for breakfast?"

Mr. Nightlinger -"Stewed apples, bacon and biscuits."

Will - "Well, forget the apples. Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go.

We're burning daylight!"

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4) Will - "You almost let your friend drown out there in that river."

Kid - "I'da rather d-d-died then do that."

Will - "And your a liar!"

Kid - "It ain't my fault I stutter."

Will - "Listen to me you whining little welt. Your gonna stop that stuttering or get the

hell out of here. You're gonna stop it or go home, Do ya hear me?"

Kid - "Son of a Bitch!"

Will - "What did you say?"

Kid - "You God damned son of a bitch!"

Will - "Say that again."

Kid - "You God damned mean son of a bitch."

Will - "Say it faster."

Kid - "You god damned mean dirty son of a bitch."

Will - "Wouldn't make it a habit calling me that, Son."

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5) Will - "Well, I want each one of you fellas to buy yourself a dollar Ingersol watch. Can't

break 'em with a hammer and won't lose more then a minute a month."

Crewman - "I know we're late, Mr. Anderson."

Will - "You're two hours late. Work starts around here at six am. Goes for everybody."

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6) Will - "A fool comes to town with a fist full o' gold dust, every jackass from 50 miles around

lights out after them."

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7) Will - "Ya havin' any of it?"

Longhair - "Well Sir, you're a pretty old man."

Will - "Yea, I'm thirty years older then you are. Had my back broke once, and my hip

twice. And on my worst day I could beat the hell out of you."

Longhair - "I don't think so"

Will - "You will!" *punch - punch*

QUIET MAN

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1) Flynn - "Is this a courtin', or a donnybrook? Have the good manners not to hit the man

until he's your husband. And entitled to hit ya back."

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2) Will - "I'll count to three. And if your not out of the house by then, I'll loose the dogs on ya."

Sean - "If you say three, Mister, you'll never hear the man count ten."

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3) Sean - "There'll be no locks or bolts between us, Mary Kate. Except those in your own mercenary little heart."

THE MAN WHO SHOT LIBERTY VALANCE

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1) Tom - "It ain't mannerly out West, to let a fella drink by himself."

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2) Tom - "You know, you look mighty pretty when you get mad."

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3) Tom - "Don't fret about that, Pilgrim."

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4) Tom - "Thanks for saving my life, Pilgrim."

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5) Tom - "Donaphon. Tom Donaphon. You can forget about what I said about buying a gun.

You're a tenderfoot. Liberty Valance is the toughest man south of the picket wire. Next to me."

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6) Tom - "Well, Pilgrim. I see your still protecting the ladies."

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7) Tom - "You're a persistent cuss, Pilgrim."

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8) Tom - "Well, take some advice, Pilgrim. You put that thing up, you'll have to defend it with a gun."

TROUBLE ALONG THE WAY

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1) Priest - "Now, I'm sure with a little faith, all of our other difficulties will disappear.

Now. won't you help us?"

Steve - "Gentleman, for a moment, lets dispense with the rosy glasses of childish optimism

and look at this thing calmly. You flipped your lids!"

Priest - "I've told you we're giving you an absolutely open hand."

Steve - "Then you better shake it. Because I'm leaving right now."

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2) Steve - "Now, during football season, I get out a little card that gives my estimate of the

numerical worth of the various collage teams. If your estimate is better then mine,

I pay as high as five to one. During baseball season, I do the same thing. Of course,

I've given up basketball in order to maintain the high ethical standard of my firm.

But you can still get action from prize fighting, Hockey and the eight ball in the side pocket."

McLINTOCK

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1) McLintock - "Oh, I know, I'm gonna use good judgment. I haven't lost my temper in 40 years.

But Pilgrim, you caused a lot of trouble this morning, mighta got somebody killed.

And somebody ought to belt you in the mouth. But I won't. I won't. Aw, the hell, I won't!"

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2) McLintock - "I was called that once. Looked it up in the dictionary. Best you don't know what it means."

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3) McLintock - "There's a lot of things I'm not saying to ya, Mister. While you got a sawed off shotgun in my middle."

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4) McLintock - "Somebody sure put a knob on my skull."

THE SHOOTIST

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1) J.B. Books - "Ya trust too much, you don't celebrate many birthdays. I kinda like it around here."

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2) J.B. Books - "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these

things to other people and I require the same from them."

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3) J. B. Books - It isn't always being fast..

or even accurate that counts. It's being willing. I found out early that most men,

regardless of cause or need, arn't willing. They blink an eye or draw a breath

before they pull the trigger. I won't."

RED RIVER

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1) Tom - "Cherry was right, your soft. You shoulda let him kill me, because I'm gonna kill you.

I'll catch up with ya. I don't know when, but I'll catch up. Every time you turn around,

expect to see me. 'Cause one time you'll turn around and I'll be there. I'm gonna kill ya Matt."

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2) Tom - "I don't wanna have to kill you, Mailer."

Mailer - "With what?"

*Bang, bang....bang*

Tom - "Alright, anybody else? Say it now, because I don't ever want to hear it again. I don't like

quitters, especially when their not good enough to finish what they start."

HIGH AND THE MIGHTY

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1) Dan - "I can't blame ya if your a little scared, I am too. I've been flying since 1917 and I don't

like this sort of thing any better then you do. However, with all that flying, you'll notice

that I'm still very much alive."

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2) Sullivan - "Welby, check your final position. I'm gonna take 'er down!

Welby - "Wait a few more minutes, Skipper!"

Sullivan - "Do as I say!"

Welby - "But it looks like.."

Sullivan - "Do as I say!"

Dan - "Give him a few more minutes!"

Sullivan - "I've already waited too long. Here we go!" (plane goes into dive)

Dan -"NO WE DON'T! (Smacks the Skipper twice) Get ahold of yourself, ya yella...."

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3) Stewardess - "Everything alright?"

Dan - "We're still in one piece.

Stewardess - "I was just starting to serve the passengers. Should I go ahead?"

Dan - "Might as well. Sometimes these things never do get explained."

THE GREEN BERETS

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1) Colonel Kirby - "Out here, due process is a bullet!"

THE HELLFIGHTERS

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1) Chance - "Well, if you're coming to me for advice, I'm a dry hole."

ANGEL AND THE BADMAN

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1) Quirt - "This'll sound like I'm buttin' into your business, and I am! And ya ought to give

me a watch with a gold case for doing it. You dim-witted nail bender, marry that girl!"

Blacksmith - "Marry her? Why, I assure you my intentions..well she knows how I feel."

Quirt - "How would she know? Stop yammering about shoeing horses, that's no way to talk to a girl.

Talk to her about her. And marry her. And do it quick!"

NORTH TO ALASKA

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1) Tom- "You just can't trust women. No matter how honest they act, they all want to be wives."

THE COMMANCHEROS

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1) Regret - "My friend, you're a very brave man."

Jake Cutter - "And pretty soon you're gonna catch on I ain't your friend."

THE CONQUEROR

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1) Temujin -"You do well, Cumelic. For while I have fingers to grasp a sword, and eyes to see,

your treacherous head is not safe on your shoulders. Nor your Daughter in her bed."

RIO LOBO

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1) Cord McNally -"You're gonna get accidentally shot."